Feb 29

Chyna to Play She-Hulk in Adult Movie, Sexy or not?

Former WWE Diva Chynais about to go green for her next ‘movie role’ — a pornographic parody of She-Hulk. Can she pull it off?

Vivid Entertainment, the company behind Chyna’s porn debut and her upcoming wrestling parody porno, made the official announcement last week that she’ll next be tackling the green superhero in her third movie for them.

A press release reads:

Chyna plays She-Hulk aka Jennifer Walters, cousin of Bruce Banner, best known to most of the world at The Hulk. When her emotional state is sufficiently high, she is the strongest woman in the world. She has been a member of the Avengers, the Fantastic Four, Heroes for hire, the Defenders, Fantastic Force and S.H.I.E.L.D. She-Hulk is also a highly skilled lawyer who has served as legal counsel to several of the superheroes when needed.

Joining Chyna in “She Hulk XXX” are Gracie Glam, Lexie Belle, Jennifer Dark, Nicole Aniston, Alexis Texas, Mark Wood, Alec Knight, Alan Staford, Ryan Driller, Dale Dabone and Eric Masterson.

DISCLAIMER: She-Hulk: A XXX P-rn Parody is a PARODY MOVIE. She-Hulk ® is a registered trademark of Marvel Characters, Inc. The video is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated Marvel Characters, Inc. or any person or entity affiliated with it.

Chyna won an AVN Award (think porn Oscars) for her adult movie debut last year in “Backdoor to Chyna” (Pictured below). She is next set to feature in a wrestling porn parody featuring a bevvy of male porn stars portraying past and present wrestlers including Triple H, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Hulk Hogan, The Iron Sheik and John Cena.

 

Feb 28

April O’Neil’s steamy sex session [Video]

April O’Neil is at a book retreat in a remote, rustic area, and she finds herself alone with only one other participant at the lodge after the rest of the crew decided to drive into town for the day. Her fellow bookworm is married, but since his wife is out and about, April reads into his erection and decides he needs an adulterous chapter in his life story, so she pens a blowjob and steamy sex session into his memoirs, with illustrations, of course.